First haircut. First steps. First words. Our Precious Pooper skips ?em all and goes straight for the good stuff: first curse word, first middle-of-the-night call to the doctor, and first apocalyptic poop. Record baby?s funny, annoying, infuriating, and completely inexplicable milestones here so you can (hopefully) laugh about it later.

• Can parenting books tell it like it is? Yup!
• A gift new moms and dads will enjoy more than a rectal thermometer
• Hardcover; 7.75 x 8 inches; 96 pages
• Written by Megan Rubiner Zinn